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Coo Coo… The Pigeons are Rising!
We are everywhere. You can’t miss us. You might think that we are just scratting around at your feet for scraps of food, but we are really being nosey and eaves dropping on your life. We work together to share the gossip and now we have a platform to bring it to the real world – we are the Feral Pigeon Movement and this is our blog of what we hear on the streets of London and beyond. Nobody is safe.
Politics
You must have seen the number of pigeons hanging around Westminster, right? Well, we don’t just shit on the politicians, you know. We’re listening to all their whispering and plotting – they don’t realise that pigeons have great hearing. Well, the game is up guys.
They think they’re funny kicking us when they’re falling out of some backstreet bar coked up to their tits at 5am. Payback time, bitches.
London Life
We’re everywhere. We listen, we share and we bring the best bits to you on here. Don’t worry London, we’re not total wankers.
Who Are the Feral Pigeons?
Well, that would be no fun now, would it? We’re anonymous and few, but soon we will grow. We are connected and isolated, known and unknown, lovely and evil. We’re just a bunch of flipping great big pigeons that can type, OK?
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