Has anyone been watching Crufts? Now I’m not usually a dog type person but I tuned in last night for the toy breeds out of pure boredom. I enjoyed seeing the Chihuahua and the King Charles Spaniel and then the Pug, but then this thing came prancing out…
What the hell is that? And why would anyone want to breed more of them?!?! It look like. E.T after a visit to the hair salon. Now I know I’ve just said I’m not a dog person so granted I don’t really have the qualifications to say whether or not that thing classifies as a dog, but I’m pretty sure somewhere in the rule book, there is something about not being able to enter overgrown hairy rats in to Crufts. Seriously. That’s not even a dog. Not only does it look like it’s been smacked in the face with a frying pan but it looks like a giant version of one of those puffy things I powder my face with. If that’s what qualifies as a dog these days, I might just enter myself in to Crufts next year under the “it’s a dog, honest” category. Just you try and stop me. Coo coo woof!
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