Beadle’s About Done

30Jan08

My mate Roger saw the spirit of Jeremy Beadle pass him by in Hackney on the way to the pearly gates. He was mumbling something about being cheated, so Roger asks him what he’s on about. Apparantly, Beadle was playing a game of poker and it turns out he had been dealt a dodgy hand.

Us pigeons will miss Beadle what with all the crumbs that fell out of his beard and the mess he made trying to eat a sandwich with one good hand. Tragic stuff, but at least he brought us laughter and entertainment. Let’s give him a big hand.

Seriously though, what a fucking legend he was.

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