Archive for January, 2008

Sky News have brought us scenes of chirpy Lib Dem MP Lynne FEATHERStone talking about German nudists. Thanks to the Sky.com/News programme at 7:30pm old Percy got to see those lovely lips talk dirty. Percy likes a bit of Lynne in the mornings, and the evenings, and any other time Lynne likes
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My mate Roger saw the spirit of Jeremy Beadle pass him by in Hackney on the way to the pearly gates. He was mumbling something about being cheated, so Roger asks him what he’s on about. Apparantly, Beadle was playing a game of poker and it turns out he had been dealt a dodgy hand.
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We are everywhere. You can’t miss us. You might think that we are just scratting around at your feet for scraps of food, but we are really being nosey and eaves dropping on your life. We work together to share the gossip and now we have a platform to bring it to the real world [...]